Someone’s 

Describing something that is a person’s. It is someone’s.

That is someone’s pony

Someone’s by anonymous September 14, 2020

someone's got jokes! 

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.

Jeff: Can anyone guess what song this is?
Sarah: Your mom's song!
Justin: SOMEONE'S GOT JOKES!

someone's got jokes! by Pants of Randy July 5, 2006

someone's ass is grass 

someone is finished, someone is through, someone is done for.

Private; Looks like somone spilled your cofee, sir.

Major; Well in that case, somones ass is grass.

someone's ass is grass by Light Joker July 6, 2004

someone's got jokes 

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.

Jeff: This song is about hope
Sarah: This song's about your mom!
Justin: Someone's got jokes!

someone's got jokes by the pants of randy July 8, 2006

Someone's a bit triggered 

When you have no real comeback and you are the one triggered but you switch the blame

Jonathan: Destiny is stupid
Jacob: ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU ARE SO STUPID!
Jonathan: Jacob shut up

Jacob: Someone's a bit triggered

Someone's a bit triggered by Waffleporn123 November 1, 2016

Someone's Bitch 

Someone that you would do ultimately anything for because you care about them that strongly.

I'd always drive them to work when they needed a ride because they're not just Someone's Bitch, they're my bitch.

Someone's Bitch by UrbanTomato September 13, 2020

Someone's mom 

Not a Milf. Not someone you associate with having sex with.

Finch-"Man, that's someone's mom, not like stiffler's mom.

Someone's mom by Alohaman June 25, 2008