schisto 

that couple you always see constantly in physical contact with each other. they always seem to be holding hands, playing with each other's hair, etc...

They are the couple constantly seen doing PDA.

The word is based off a type of parasite in which the male and female of the species are entwined around each other at all times.

Those two always seem to hang all over each other; they're so schisto.

schisto by medfreak October 18, 2014

schistosomial

A couple that is so intertwined with each other's life that they never do anything without the other present. They act as if being torn apart from each other would cause physical damage to themselves such as with the Schistosoma parasite where the female is literally intertwined within the male.

Becky and her boyfriend are so schistosomial, ever since they have been dating, she has never left his side.

schistosomial by Dr. Schisto October 20, 2013

Schisty 

To be shady or cheap.

Borrowing money from someone and not paying them back or taking forever to pay them back is schisty.

Schisty by Andrea May 13, 2005

schissoring 

A variation on the act of scissoring, where two women stimulate each other's clitorises to orgasm while rubbing their vulvas together, while one or both partners are shitting.

"Pamela regretted that, in her haste, she neglected to lay down a tarp before schissoring with Jennifer."

News has spread about a strain of yeast infection that is unresponsive to antibiotics spreading in the schissoring community of South Africa. Scientists are calling it "a serious cause for alarm" and "icky to infinity."

schissoring by imzalems March 6, 2013

schist 

1. A metamorphic rock

2. Can be used in the place of 'shit'.

We had to identify schist in science class today.

"Oh schist!"
"Who says that?"

schist by MuhReeUh July 20, 2008

schist_another_dam_pjo_fangirl 

One of the biggest Instagram fanpages for the collection of fantasy books by Rick Riordan, often referred to as "Riordanverse books". They only post original content and mostly post memes.

Did you see schist_another_dam_pjo_fangirl's new post?

schist_another_dam_pjo_fangirl by kiwikraz March 2, 2021

schist bucket 

Take a guess, bud.

Guy 1 - You are an actual dim-witted schist bucket.

Guy 2 - You are mean sometimes, man.

schist bucket by Hottestpepperever April 17, 2023