Besting 

Present tense of bested. "Besting" someone is the continuous aspect of beating someone at their own game. Getting the better of your opponent or adversary.

I love besting my frienemy by sleeping with her boyfriend. I know it's naughty, but it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

Besting by Somerlea April 19, 2011

Besting 

Besting - adj - amazing, or the best ever

- vb - to do something amazing or the best ever

ADJ: Oh my God Amber, this cake is so fucking besting!
VB: Remember when Lindsay and Jake were besting it up when they decided to become a couple.

Besting by xXNoahSparrowXx September 19, 2011

Besting It 

The art of besting. Originated in Wichita Falls texas, besting it is the act of straight gooning, but in the best way.

Yo bro, im boutta best!
Bro I was besting it last night and I accidentally bested all over my bed.

Besting It by Gapplebees October 6, 2025

Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.

Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

Cheek busting Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 28, 2018

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

busting a cord 

absolutely slamming the f*ck out of your penis with a meat tenderizer

“Dang bro I got pissed at my girl last night and just went home and started busting a cord”

busting a cord by dikslurper December 27, 2018