Skorgasm 

The peak pleasure of no limit, all out, 100% skiing and point of climax when the thrill of skiing raw, steep, and untouched slopes in deep powder, matches or exceeds the sensation of sexual orgasm.

The skiing equivalent of sexual orgasm, when the descent, terrain, and moment combine to create an intense moment of adrenaline rushing, heart pounding excitement.

Josh, ten inches of fresh pow-pow, waxed skiis, and a blue bird sky! Total Skorgasm!

Sean, sick descent....I almost lost my shit on the final jump. Total Skorgasm!!

Skorgasm by Teton911 August 12, 2011

scorgasm

While watching tv at home on a split screen or picture in picture, or at a bar with multiple tvs and more than one team scores at once.

Ex. 1 9Julio got so excited while watching football at buffalo wild wings when three teams scored at the same time that he fell off of his stool. After his scorgasm everyone offered him a towel to clean himself up.

scorgasm by wheel929 January 2, 2011

Snorgasm 

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

Snorgasm by Tonyem November 14, 2011

Smorgasm 

1.Small orgasm
2. An orgasm that you have while eating a Smore

*at a campfire in california*

guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm

Smorgasm by Click on this for free vbucks November 15, 2018

Smorgasmborg 

A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.

Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.

Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!

Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
_____

Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.

Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.

Smorgasmborg by Norwegian Merovingian August 13, 2012

Smorgasm 

an orgasm caused by smoking marijuana

I just had a fucking smorgasm from from those headies

Smorgasm by Sirkneigh March 17, 2009

I-told-you-sorgasm 

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.

Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.

I-told-you-sorgasm by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009