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Skorgasm 

The peak pleasure of no limit, all out, 100% skiing and point of climax when the thrill of skiing raw, steep, and untouched slopes in deep powder, matches or exceeds the sensation of sexual orgasm.

The skiing equivalent of sexual orgasm, when the descent, terrain, and moment combine to create an intense moment of adrenaline rushing, heart pounding excitement.
Josh, ten inches of fresh pow-pow, waxed skiis, and a blue bird sky! Total Skorgasm!

Sean, sick descent....I almost lost my shit on the final jump. Total Skorgasm!!
Skorgasm by Teton911 August 12, 2011
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While watching tv at home on a split screen or picture in picture, or at a bar with multiple tvs and more than one team scores at once.
Ex. 1 9Julio got so excited while watching football at buffalo wild wings when three teams scored at the same time that he fell off of his stool. After his scorgasm everyone offered him a towel to clean himself up.
scorgasm by wheel929 January 2, 2011
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Snorgasm 

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.
"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".
Snorgasm by Tonyem November 14, 2011

Smorgasm 

1.Small orgasm
2. An orgasm that you have while eating a Smore
*at a campfire in california*

guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm

Smorgasmborg 

A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.

Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.
Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!

Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
_____

Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.

Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.

Smorgasm 

an orgasm caused by smoking marijuana
I just had a fucking smorgasm from from those headies
Smorgasm by Sirkneigh March 17, 2009

I-told-you-sorgasm 

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.
Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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