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Gravy Dick 

when you have unprotected sex and dont wash your dick...then after her juices have dried on your dick and looks like powder you have sex again and her new juices mix with the dried to produce a gravy-like substance
I fucked her last night and gave her the gravy dick in the morning.
Gravy Dick by GA Th33 Gr8 November 19, 2009

bull dick and gravy 

Prison slang: The gravy concocted from discarded carcasses including bull dick and balls in penal institutions across America
Question: What's for breakfast Bro.? Response: You know that, "Bull dick and Gravy".

Gravy dick 

When you pull out of a woman only find out you have someone else's cum on your dick
I pulled out only to find I had gravy dick
Gravy dick by Kevinmay1981 February 9, 2017

Gravy dick 

(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.
At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.

Dick out of the gravy 

when chung is being boring
"chungy lad.... get your dick out of the gravy!!!!"

Gravel dick 

Gravel dick: This is an imaginary sexual act motivated by extreme hatred. The perpetrator develops an erection, then slathers their penis in crazy glue, followed by the application of copious amounts of aquarium gravel. The perpetrator then sodomizes the victim repeatedly causing torrential anal bleeding, and permanent anal incontinence. As this rather despicable act causes rather intense pain, and perhaps permanent injury to the perpetrator (as well as the victim) it portrays the depth of hatred towards the victim (i.e., I hate you so much I would do gravel dick on you). You have to really hate someone to do gravel dick on them. Most often used as a mental revenge fantasy against those in the work place. Somewhat comparable to donkey punch in that it is imaginary, and involves violent inappropriate sexual content.
Mark was so angry at his boss for blaming him for another's actions that he daydreamed about gravel dicking him for the rest of the afternoon.
Gravel dick by Semen Tower July 28, 2010