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Brain baby

Hey, see Ava over there? She's a fucking brain baby
Brain baby by Hamborgler November 29, 2018

Brain Baby

Anything with an overly large head, or anything that looks top-heavy in any way.
Man, did you see that psychobilly, brain baby thing over there? it's head was all greasy and stymie like rubber johnny's.
Brain Baby by Angus_for_president December 27, 2007

brain baby

The result of when a man jizzes in a girl's ear
My girlfriend didn't want me to cum in her mouth, so I came in her ear. In 9 months, she'll be having a brain baby.
brain baby by wotcher now October 21, 2010

Baby Brain 

A coworker who gets pregnant, and then for the next nine months you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve the fact that she is pregnant. Bonus for the ultrasounds pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said blob in In Utero.
Oh my god, I just just got back for my gyno, and look at these pictures!

/She has Baby Brain
Baby Brain by Allen Watts March 4, 2009

Baby brain 

When your intelligence goes from a high IQ. To an absolute vegetable
Hey what did you do today.

Just some house work I hung out the dishes on the washing line and vacuumed the driveway. Opps I had baby brain
Baby brain by Te-realiest November 20, 2020

Baby Brain 

What a self-entitled and failed actress with aspirations to be this century’s Princess Grace calls the future queen of England et al, who has forgotten more about clothes and style than ever was written in fashion magazines, when said fashionista pointed out flaws in her daughter’s flower-girl dress which the ham disagreed with. As reported by the mummer’s husband, whose DNA results are a State secret, in his expose that nobody but journalists will read and in doing so spat the dummy thereby proving he is the one who has one.
"You're wrong! Your hormones stop you thinking. You have BABY BRAINS...And I'm more beautiful."
Baby Brain by M-A G January 5, 2023