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Constipooped 

Used to define people who are tired of being constipated.
The man's face was beyond a constipated face; He was constipooped.
Constipooped by GooberGal July 14, 2011

constipooted 

constipated with gas, not poop. That full feeling in your colon that feels like poop but it's really gas.
I felt constipooted and couldn't get the gas out.
constipooted by alyssad September 21, 2014

constitooted 

Constitooted; con-sti-toot-ed ; Similar to constipated, however one lacks the ability to release gas rather than fecal matter.
After I ate that burrito earlier, I got so gassy that I was constitooted. Because of it, I got a stomach ache.
constitooted by jadaflower234 June 12, 2011

constapooted 

Man why you making that ugly ass face.... Because I got gas an this shit won't come out, I'm constapooted.
constapooted by RnM4life May 14, 2016
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026