quamf 

someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for sexual pleasure (?)

i've just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa

quamf by quamf rapist January 10, 2008

quamf 

the male version of a queef- a fart emenating from the penis.

dude did you hear john's quamf??!!

quamf by quamftacular June 18, 2011

Quamf 

Used to descibe the feeling of satisfaction after eating. Coined by Richard John Gowers (aka Bud).

"That burger really quamfed me"

Quamf by Sue Donym July 2, 2004

Quamf 

When you’re as queer as a motherfucker

Yo my boy actin dumb sus right now texting me I miss you dude. My mans be going quamf right now.

Quamf by H sauceonurkebab December 21, 2019

quamputer 

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')

Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.

quamputer by wordhatch May 22, 2022

Quampsack 

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.

Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.

Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

Quamfy 

The feeling of investing early in Quant Network.

I feel quamfy with my buys.

Quamfy by Overledger June 7, 2019