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The Yason 

The Yason is a species of human that spends an entire day learning to play the guitar and masturbating when a university assignment is due. The Yason is also a virgin. The Yason is a dumb species.
Jessie: Yo Mr White, you remember the yason we came across in ABQ last week?
Walt: Yes Jessie...he never applied himself. He had so much potential *sighs*.
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Cliff Yablonski 

proper noun

1. Someone who hates you.

2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!

3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou
"I fucking saw the Patterson kids in my goddamn bushes and I want you to head over to their house and arrest them and throw those two little idiot horseshitters into jail for a few years to teach them a goddamn lesson about respecting their elders." -Cliff Yablonski
Cliff Yablonski by EmperorKO February 19, 2003
To "yolo" by one's self.
No one is trying to turn up. I guess I'll yolone.
Yolone by mbrickslol December 31, 2013
One of the most suspicious people you'll ever meet. Always up for a god time, regardless of consequences. Usually pretty funny and cool, and always a good person to talk to. Yarons will always go out of their way to make you happy. They're usually really nice but not a good person to piss off. They are tough to win over, but if you manage to get one, hold onto him.
"Yaron? Oh yeah, that guy is a great time!"
yaron by yaknowwhatsup April 28, 2020

Lauri Ylönen 

A fit Finn who wears crows' feathers in his hair. Has an obsession with birdies. A respected, I repeat, RESPECTED musician in Finland. Lead singer from a brilliant band called The Rasmus. He was born in Hellsinki on 23rd April 1979.
"Ten inches? She doesn't know what she's saying! 'Bigger?' Bigger and better"

Lauri Ylönen 

best described in two words....beautiful and inspirational
lyrics, the songs, the person, the idea
Lauri Ylönen by Katelin July 16, 2004