Hellsinky

Place worse than hell but more boring than a chess competion.

Man this is Hellsinky man. Let get out of here man.

by ZXC75 December 24, 2009

Hellsinky

Da unwanted result of a pirate ship's trying to pillage da capital of Finland --- i.e., said sea-tub will end up like da Titanic, and plummet straight to da "fire and brimstone" depths of eternity.

If I was gonna sail to Finland, it definitely wouldn't be to raid it for monetary treasure --- I'm a gentle respectful dude, and so I'd wanna go there for peaceful and hopefully romantic purposes... Finnish women are known for their ample "treasure chests" and a fairly relaxed level of "willingness", and so that would be far more satisfying for me than gold or jewels; besides, I wouldn't be nearly so likely to suffer "Hellsinky" from the mere act of politely asking local ladies with well-endowed chests to let me "sample the goods" as I would from trying to steal their financial riches.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

Hellsinki

Hellsinki- noun or adjective. To act in a way that is crazy, cra-cra, wack, deranged, unhinged, delusional. Especially related to a complete denial after the fact!

Yeah he's an ok dude, but when he drinks he gets hellsinki!

by Van Gogh2 July 18, 2018