scar·y·o·
la
/ˈskerēələ/
noun: scaryola; plural noun: scaryolae
ANATOMY
Any of numerous varieties of (thankfully) rare areola mismatches, so visually
jarring as to cause the finder an audible, Tourette's-like outburst.
Bart was none the wiser, despite a through digital exploration of Glenda's cardigan contents, however, the
police lights caused him to decry, "I'll be damned, that scaryola is in the shape of an octagon and in no
way near your
nipple."