Jesus Chicken 

Chicken sandwiches served at Chick-Fil-A restaurants, so named because of the restaurant's practice and promotion of Christian principles such as being closed on Sunday. It also can refer to Chick-Fil-A itself.

Let's take a break from this mall shopping and head to the food court. I want a Jesus chicken and a lemonade, how about you?

Jesus Chicken by Highwayman56 June 7, 2011

Jesus Chicken 

The slang term for a chain of fast-food restaurants called Chik-Fil-A. Usually used in a derogatory term to refer to their strongly Christian policies (being closed on Sundays explicitly for their employees to attend church), anti-gay policies and extremely large financial contributions to anti-gay-rights bills and amendments, both of which stem from the owners' interpretations of their denomination of the Christian bible.

I'm hungry, wanna go get some Jesus Chicken?

Jesus Chicken by Joreth November 16, 2011

Jesus Chicken Palace 

another word for the fast food restaurant known as chick-fil-a

I got my chicken sandwich from Jesus Chicken Palace.

Jesus Chicken Palace by skylarcoy April 8, 2021

jesus fried chicken 

its chicken made by the lord. Better than KFC

i am going to eat at Jfc( jesus fried chicken)

jesus fried chicken by amatochayourspaghet May 4, 2018

sweet cactus chicken jesus 

1.(n) when a large cactus has grown in such a way that a chicken appears to be on top, with it's 'wings' spread as though he were crucified.


2.(excl) a expression of surprise, usually positive. can be suffixed with 'christ on a bike', for added impact/effect.

1. sorrel: 'good lord, look at that cactus!'
vinnie: 'that's a sweet cactus chicken jesus!'


2. matt: 'hey guys, we still have some beers left!'
vinnie: 'sweet cactus chicken jesus (christ on a bike)!'

sweet cactus chicken jesus by true_pictsie February 13, 2009

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket 

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket by Brian Ball April 25, 2006