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Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.
Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"
Splurt by TK April 12, 2004
to realease profusely
without the cap the soda machine will splurt everywere
splurt by Nick Wink January 6, 2008
When smoothie comes out of the smoothie hole.
I put the straw in, it splurted.
splurt by Splurtmeister January 5, 2012
splurt and you'll get yourself hurt
splurt by bowdeni June 20, 2004
To go somewhere/leave. Or used as an insult to someone else.
1)we been here too long, lets splurt. 2)splurt get outta my face
splurt by dee&sam February 25, 2004
I just want to splurt everything out at once.
splurt by boog3 January 16, 2019