ham cu 

Acting on impulse because all they want to do is have fun or trying to get laid. Usually acts without thinking about consequences or responsibilities of those actions or results of actions.

She ham Cu and goes out all night long

ham cu by KingWear December 13, 2019

Cap'n Cu-Ham 

A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.

Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?

Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.

Cap'n Cu-Ham by Gang Ginger May 31, 2011

Ham Cubes 

Nipples, just nipples.

Look at Kendle's ham cubes fluttering in the wind.

Ham Cubes by Lizeah March 30, 2011

ham curtains 

Vaginals flaps

I rode Kate so hard last night her ham curtains are in bits

ham curtains by Hammy007 November 3, 2015

ham and cheese curtains 

A woman's pussy lips

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

ham and cheese curtains by Champloo October 28, 2006

ham and cheese curtain show 

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

ham and cheese curtain show by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

cunning ham 

The act of watching porn on your cellphone while taking a shit and then shooting your load all over the shit before flushing.

"I was watching Dawson's Crack last night and so had to pull a cunning ham."

cunning ham by abg2011 December 1, 2011