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Cap'n Cu-Ham 

A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.
Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?

Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.
Cap'n Cu-Ham by Gang Ginger May 31, 2011

Ham Cubes 

Look at Kendle's ham cubes fluttering in the wind.
Ham Cubes by Lizeah March 30, 2011

ham curtains 

Vaginals flaps
I rode Kate so hard last night her ham curtains are in bits
ham curtains by Hammy007 November 3, 2015

ham and cheese curtains 

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

ham and cheese curtain show 

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness
i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

cunning ham 

The act of watching porn on your cellphone while taking a shit and then shooting your load all over the shit before flushing.
"I was watching Dawson's Crack last night and so had to pull a cunning ham."
cunning ham by abg2011 December 1, 2011