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The act of watching porn on your cellphone while taking a shit and then shooting your load all over the shit before flushing.
"I was watching Dawson's Crack last night and so had to pull a cunning ham."
by abg2011 December 01, 2011
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When you jizz on someone's shoes, then hide them in the oven. See also shoedini.
Adam: Why are there some sticky sandals in the oven?

Paul: Oh yeah, I totally cunninghamed Julie last night.
by Shoelover696969 August 29, 2009
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If a programmer is described as a 'cunningham' it usually means that they use code someone else wrote and take credit for it; likely the type of person who has to be in the limelight every day. Often overweight, flabby, sweaty, and think they're God's gift to the company.
That's weird, I've seen this code before on the web; somebody cunningham'd that code; what a loser!
by DennisDeC October 26, 2006
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The penis of the character of Mr. Cunningham from the television show "Happy Days."
Mrs. C.- Oh, Howard, I want you to stick me with your Cunningham till it stinks.
Mr. C.- What else would I do, Marion?
Joanie- If you don't know Dad, I feel sorry for you.
Mr. C.- Joanie, go to your room!
Joanie- Why do I always have to go to my room everytime you take your dick out?
by Pantaloon January 28, 2008
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To sucker punch someone when they're not looking for no clear reason...except being a whiney bitch...
I was talking to my friend when this crybaby standing next to me cunningham'd me in the jaw.
by abekool May 14, 2008
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When you fuck your mom and she can deal it in their toe and she has massive orgasm
Cunningham: A way of telling your mom I love you

"Mom it's ok I know I'm very deep in but do scream that loud ."
by _lmc._ November 29, 2016
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