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ebaysturbate by HHWB May 25, 2011
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Exasturbate
When you are horny, and someone near you is only making it worse, often on purpose, with no chance of imminent release.
I was driving with a girl, with half a stock already, and she continued to exasturbate the situation by talking about her boobs.
Exasturbate by Lord_Setesh January 3, 2009
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elasturbate by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010
Exasturbate
(v.) A form of masturbation that undoubtedly causes a negative impact on an already terrible scenario.
Root words:
masturbate, exacerbate
Root words:
masturbate, exacerbate
During Fred's father's funeral, his mother caught him exasturbating during the funeral reception.
Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.
Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.
Exasturbate by sol sixxa May 23, 2010
exasturbate
When one's longstanding and upsetting non-sex life is addressed through masturbation, which, instead of offering relief or escape, exacerbates the situation, by reminding the person he/she is all he he/she has and likely will ever have.
After the supermodel party had ended, Hamish, as always, returning home alone, took matters into his own hand, as always. The production said and done -- looking around at his filth-nest of an apartment, the mountain of unwashed laundry, the tatty Led Zeppelin posters and the soiled sheets -- it provided no relief, proving only to exasturbate the awful finality, the unending and grave awareness of his apparent lot in life.
exasturbate by McChampers October 20, 2011
Emasturbate
Emasturbate by Happydays1641 March 2, 2011
Evapsturbate
When you jack off so hard and a such high speeds that the heat generated form it renders semen into a gas.
Evapsturbate by Yifflord March 26, 2016