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Grasstronaut 

A person who is very high on marijuana.
Dude, I was so high last night.

You were a grasstronaut!
Grasstronaut by wizdog July 14, 2010
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grassrolling 

the act of rolling on the grass in a soccer game to waste time. This motion (not technique) is performed by players to make the referee believe that a foul has been committed or that they are injured. Most referees consequently give precious amounts of late-game time for these "grassrollers" to gather themselves up. It is completely unsportsmanlike and annoying. Most frequently used by Arab countries (top 5 best countries at GR'ing: Qatar, Bahrain, Oman, Saudi Arabia, UAE and Syria (tie)), and the grassrolling is usually performed against the team of the Islamic Republic of Iran.
That Qatari just fell and started grassrolling for no reason.

Bahrain beat Iran 3-1, and set a record at grassrolling by wasting a total of 79 minutes in the game.
grassrolling by PFDC November 6, 2004

grassrolling 

The act of rolling your pot leaves into smokable sticks.
"Roll Roll Roll your dope, twist it at the end...
"Light it up and take a puff and pass it to a friend."
*sung to ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT*
grassrolling by Punkhead June 9, 2005

grasstronaut 

an older guy who wants to go to space camp, to hook it up with the pre-teen lady space cadets. his requirements are any ladies between the ages of 12 to 82...as long as there is grass on the infield, the grasstronaut will "blast off".
That "grasstronaut" totally wants to be space commander to hook up with Britney, on space shuttle pre-teen.
grasstronaut by samandjen September 4, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026