1. Like James Hetfield, a dude too
manly for you. He dwells in the
deep dark suburbia of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, but occassionaly goes on expiditions to the wilderness of Upstate to kill bears with his bare hands. Pun intended. He is also known for making sweet, sweet
rock, and drives a chariot. He is descended from the Greek Gods, but also has a streak of Odin somewhere in his blood since Vikings are so metal. His
real name is too cool for you, and therefore he is known by his diminutive to the non-exclusive community: Mutsy.