Malkobitch 

Romanian webmaster female, with a very large... heart. Grows hungry when contacted or sleepy when spoken to on an instant messenger. Also known as vadmina, WebMaster of Puppets.

Some label her a slut or a bitch, but we know she's really just resourceful.
Doesn't like to sleep with a stuffed animal, instead she likes to get stuffed by one. No eggs for her, just a pair of balls... All in all she thinks herself to be curva...ceously lean.

Don't be such a Malkobitch (when referring to a webmaster that works with fixedwidth)

My status is Malkobitch (when you are signed in to a messenger but pretend to be offline)

Malkobitch by bago bago December 5, 2004

John malkovich 

is a brilliant, eclectic, and versatile actor who is a treat to watch , and considered by many including me the greatest actor of all time

Friend : who is your favourite actor?

ME: john malkovich

John malkovich by EL-CHAPO November 25, 2018

Malibitch 

Those sorority girls that think they run the god damn world. They think they can walk all over everyone and do whatever they want just cause their daddy has a sweet house in Malibu.

We were relaxing on our porch on a Saturday night enjoying some brewskis and some sorostitute wanders over and just demands that we get her some ice for her mix drink.

Yeah man, total Malibitch.

Malibitch by majamski September 20, 2011

malkovich 

A verb used to describe when someone quickly and unexpectedly (and comically) delivers a single jab to someone's face, possibly as an interruption to their conversation; also used as a noun to identify such a jab.

Taken from the movie 'Burn After Reading' when John Malkovich suddenly punches Brad Pitt in the face in the car.

At lunch today, Grace was rambling so much about her boyfriend that I wanted to malkovich her to shut her up.

As the bouncer tried breaking up the melee, one of the guys turned around and gave him a quick malkovich before resuming beating the other guy's ass.

malkovich by Borgus August 16, 2009

MachoBitch 

a MachoBitch is when a Bitch starts talking about Gym shit, especially when its Bitches on the Internet

man he is such a MachoBitch

MachoBitch by EuphorianDash May 23, 2023

Malkoviched 

to turn someone into John Malkovich or to pay homage to John Malkovich; to photoshop John Malkovich's face onto someone else's head.

Sandro Miller's photographic collaboration with actor extraordinaire, John Malkovich is simply fantastic but I can't help but wish they would have Malkoviched Yoko Ono as well as John Lennon in the reproduction of Annie Leibovitz's famous photograph.

Malkoviched by DirtyMalkovicher September 21, 2014

malebitch 

A male who exhibits the traits of a bitch; used to describe men who exhibit the characteristic behaviour. Alternative form male bitch

Mike is a malebitch

malebitch by youngleftyguy October 4, 2022