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National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day 

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

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5 hour dick 

Girl, if you get five hour dick, you will be in a wheelchair. You will be in so much pain, not even medicine will help that pussy of yours.
girl: "Girl, tell me you did not just get some 5 hour dick."
girl 2: "Girl....I can't move."
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A small amount of money, usually hourly wages. More than earning dick, but not by much.
John: So, how much do you earn at the theater?
Mark: A whopping dick.50 an hour!
Dick.50 by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

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Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.
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50 dick situation 

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.
The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.
50 dick situation by Gibones March 22, 2019