PLPPP

Acronym for the word Pilopopapu. Pronounced: "Pea-low-poe-pah-poo". A word from Puertorican Spanish. Originally emerging from the sounds that time machines make. This phrase has become popular in the north side of Puerto Rico, often used in a sentence with no context at all. It is also used in a sentence when you have nothing else to say or to end an awkward silence in a conversation.

Guy 1: ...Man I was all like PLPPP...
Guy 2: What?...
Guy 1: So I was talking to Eric yesterday...

PLPPP by iMasada April 19, 2011

plopped call

Dropping your phone in a toilet or urinal.

Sorry we got cutoff, I had a plopped call. I accidently dropped my phone in the toilet.

plopped call by SADSAD November 13, 2013

ploppopotamus

a montrously large, single-piece turd

i was backed up for a week and when i finally passed i looked in the bowl and found a ploppopotamus looking back at me

ploppopotamus by keith-tastic April 22, 2008

Piddle Plopping

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.

In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.

Piddle Plopping by frump dump slump March 14, 2009

plopper stopper

Plopper stopper-laying down sheets of toilet paper on the surface of the toilet water to arrest the backsplash on your ass.

Ever had to use a toilet at a not so clean rest stop. You don't wanna sit down and with the added elevation above the water you dread the caca water splash from the poop plop. Just lay down ample sheets of toilet paper on the surface the water to break the fall. That's a plopper stopper.

"Hey bro, that toilet was nasty. I put down a plopper stopper for sure."

"If you're going to use that restroom, I'd put down a plopper stopper."

plopper stopper by ED Gordo January 11, 2013

ploppy

Semi-derogatory term used by professional gamblers to describe just another sucker at the casino. While professional gamblers are at a blackjack table counting cards, the "ploppies" are the players at the table who the casino loves because they play the game at an average level (or below) and just don't know any better. Sometimes ploppies can get in the way of the professional players.

advantage player at Three Card Poker table: "if only the damn ploppy at third base would leave, then I could take his seat and have a clear view of the dealer's hole card each hand!"
ploppy at the table: "darn, I didn't think the dealer would have that ace!"

ploppy by gamblingman August 1, 2013

Crumple Plopper

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.

My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.

Crumple Plopper by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011