fat
The go-to insult. It requires little thought and is perhaps one of the most uncreative yet highly effective insults in the English language.
Person 1: You have got to be one of the worst drivers I have ever seen.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're fat.
Person 1: Screw you asshole!
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're fat.
Person 1: Screw you asshole!
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