slanted 

To lose composure and let your emotions get the better of you. When you get upset/angry/worried/nervous/anxious over something and it affects your mental state and ability to stay focused.

A synonym for tilted.

I just lost 10 games in a row, I'm way too slanted to keep playing.

My jungler just fed my lane doublebuffs, I'm slanted.

slanted by Zebra the Moose March 10, 2018

slanted 

to go beyond basic intoxication...

"I was wasted but now i'm slanted!"

slanted by Maggie January 21, 2004

Slanted 

The phase between tipsy and drunk

Friend: “hey bro r u drunk?”
You: “ no bro I’m just slanted”

Slanted by SigmaKui February 17, 2018

slanted 

To be ripped off by an Asian.

Nip Su Ping slanted me on that key of coke!

Those fucks at magic wok slanted me on my chow mein.

slanted by Zapp brannigan January 25, 2013

Slanted 

to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.

1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!

Slanted by tree meister March 28, 2011

Slanted 

Being completely and utterly badass; one of the coolest things you have ever seen

"Matt is so handsome, he is slanted."

"Dude, that car is so slanted."

Slanted by The Pear January 9, 2013

Slanted 

Known as the guy with the 90° face

Wow that guy is so slanted

Slanted by Slantyman March 24, 2019