Technoliday

v. Taking a break from your communication devices and technology. n. the state of or time period in which one is unavailable by electronic communication or has vowed not to use such devices.

This Lent I'm taking a technoliday, which pretty much means everyone will treat me like a lepper or pariah.

Technoliday by jeremouse March 30, 2011

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Technolitard

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.

Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."

Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

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technocidal

homicide for technology; wanting to kill a piece of electrical equipment

"this piece of crap phone is making me feel technocidal!"

technocidal by oojamaflip December 4, 2013

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technoligarchy

The few powerful companies that control how the general public uses technology due to their near monopoly on the market that produces it.

I had to get all new cords for my phone this time- fuck the technoligarchy!

technoligarchy by bumblebex March 30, 2022

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technolodgy

This would be the technology you would find in a lodge facility but more lodgy then techy, thus "Technolodgy". this definition is required to win arguments when dealing with individuals named Ermin.

"What is TECHNOLODGY" – like tech in lodge???

technolodgy by TannerdX June 29, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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