Xiao 

The most sexy mf ever. He holds the award of having the fattest horse schlong in all of eternity. Just one look at him and you will bust a nut so hard you’ll be screaming with and without the s.

Person 1: Bro just look at xiao *busts a nut*
Person 2: Shiiii that is one hot sexy mf *also busts
Donna: ayo diluc cant even compare

Xiao by what the flying freak man March 5, 2021

Xiao 

Hottest daddy you'll ever see. He has a giant dong, and smooth body. Saves you when you fall down. If you want him to love you, give him almond tofu.

Xiao is mine, oh wait Xiao is ours.

Xiao by dongcollector December 1, 2020

xiao 

xiao genshin impact. he's perfect and very pretty and also wears a mask and looks cool. also an adeptus but did i say he is pretty? he's the best character. because venus said so.

Simp: Xiao can literally do 3 dmg by his elemental burst and I'd still whale for him because he's Xiao

xiao by venus707 December 8, 2020

Xiao 

An adepti that has a cold attitude but is sexy as fuck. Will save you if you’re about to fall to your death, an almond tofu enthusiast.

Who is that sexy man?
That’s Xiao Genshin Impact

Xiao by sawarasenai December 27, 2020

Xiao 

one sexy hot mf. his hair is beautiful and got tattoos on his arm. he it a divine being with a monster shlong. but he's 5'2.

"Are you gonna roll for Xiao?",
"hell yeah, I will murder humanity if I don't get him"

Xiao by i need to go to horny jail January 31, 2021

Xiao 

This is an awesome Chinese name for amazing Chinese guys that all Americans will fail to pronounce correctly. Possible incorrect pronunciations may be but are not limited to the following: "Chow", "Zee-ow", "Ex-ee-ow", "X".

Teacher: So how do you pronounce X-I-A-O.

Xiao: Xiao is pronounced like the "show" in "shower.

Xiao by tusmrt4u December 31, 2009

Xiao 

The kid that says "no shit" to whatever answer you give to him

Xiao: What's element 1 again?
Guy: Hydrogen
Xiao: No Shit
I seriously want to punch him every time he says that
Why the fuck you even asking
And that's why you have a xiao ji ji

Xiao by bob93492 October 8, 2020