narffed 

fucked.
like that is narffed up.
or that is fucked up.

i just narffed a cat in the ass.

narffed by Shirly Will Do Me. March 9, 2009

naffed 

an office-friendly alternative to f*cked. implies dismissal, disdain, dislike, disinterest, etc.

well he can go and get naffed then.

naffed by ezz September 23, 2004

Narfed 

When you throw up just a little bit in your mouth you ‘nearly barfed’ or, narfed.

I narfed just thinking about the expression ‘love tumor’.

Narfed by NakedGnome January 4, 2019

narfed 

To get high from smoking marijuana.

The other day I got super narfed when we hot boxed Jake's shed.

narfed by TMAC September 30, 2003

Narfed 

When you smoke too much kush or marijuana, you become this state. Similar words include being baked, cooked, toasted, high, or greened.

Yesterday, after I smoked, I was absolutely narfed.

Narfed by NarfMan November 14, 2016