Fingery 

Finger-like, having fingers

"You know my hands have been very fingery lately."

Fingery by AmitShahaha January 23, 2019

Fingery Bum Wank 

When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.

1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".

2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"

Fingery Bum Wank by The F P February 22, 2011

Mexican Finger 

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.

Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....

Mexican Finger by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Jr finger pointer joyner 

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.

Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.

Jr finger pointer joyner by lord of hell June 18, 2010

Trump Finger 

/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/

noun.

An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.

Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".

Trump Finger by Illegitimate President Trump January 29, 2017

Give 'em the finger 

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"

If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"

Give 'em the finger by GS71 April 4, 2015

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020