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springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!
"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

Springing a Half Chub 

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!
"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

Jerry Springing 

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.
When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.
Jerry Springing by Kelley D. August 3, 2005

Slinging Grapes

Bitch was slinging grapes at me so I would fail that test.
Slinging Grapes by Dudaism May 15, 2019
(verb) The submission of clandestine and sensitive information that was originally intended to remain as such; ratting; snitching; narcing; "telling on" someone or some people.
If ever Betsy gets put in the interrogation room that hog bitch will start singing on the whole crew just to save her own ass. Damn is that bitch ever a cutthroat.
singing by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020