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nutse by magictheslathering January 14, 2021
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Ointment Nurse
A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.
Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”
Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
Ointment Nurse by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018
Nurse Practitioner
A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.
Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".
Nurse Practitioner by DrHouse297 June 27, 2019
Creamy Nutella
Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.
John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"
Creamy Nutella by Hot dog willy May 9, 2015
Nurse Practitioner
Nurse Practitioner by Honesty's Not Dead April 8, 2020
Nurse Kitty
My cat’s name because she helps me and works her healing magic by selflessly working on the frontline at my house.
Nurse Kitty by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020