Jackson's Law 

Similar to Murphy's Law, Jackson's Law states that the likelihood of any action being awesome is inversely proportional to the number of people observing.

By this law, any cool or hard to repeat action will be seen by few to no observers, while the most embarrassing will be seen by a crowd.

Andrew: Today I hit a pothole on my bike.
Will: Are you okay?
Andrew: Yeah - I flew off my bike, did a perfect combat roll, and came up running - not a scratch. But nobody saw it!
Will: Ouch. Jackson's Law is a bitch, man.

Jackson's Law by Izaea September 21, 2009

jackson's manbun 

head pubes to match the monobrow

jackson's manbun hides more secrets than his loli folder.

jackson's manbun by glizzygobbla7427 February 19, 2021

bo jackson's 

Ghetto slang for money, as in dollars.

"Yo pass me them 10 bo jackson's ya owe me."
"Nigga please..."

bo jackson's by Orenthal Shabazz January 16, 2009

janet jackson's breast 

a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show

Janet Jacksons's breast had a nipple ring.

janet jackson's breast by laurie February 2, 2004

janet jackson's breast 

silicone filled and covered with silver sun nipple ring.

look at that over weight gay dude,, he has a janet jackson breast

janet jackson's breast by slkbenzman February 2, 2004

janet jackson's breast 

Janet Jackson has a huge ass tittie

I wanna squeez Janet jackson's breast

janet jackson's breast by ac February 9, 2004

Michael Jackson's early warning system

When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.

luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.

Michael Jackson's early warning system by Marc Hudson March 25, 2019