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clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!
clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

clitterati 

self-styled female experts on women's affairs
Clitterati are women who consider themselves as literary intellectuals with a high awareness of their sexuality. Usually they are female novelists, ageing movie stars, wives of powerful statesmen, chat show hosts, chat show panellists.e.g. Germaine Greer, Hilary Clinton.
clitterati by Terence Ferry September 22, 2005

clitterati 

The fashionable, attractive set of women that frequent bars and clubs to be admired and ogled at. Usually very hard to talk to.
"Dude you should go hit on her, she's banging."
"No way dude, she's a member of the clitterati -- I'll wait till I'm rich or famous."
clitterati by SkyFood June 14, 2009

Clitteratory Remark 

a comment or declaration involving the clit of someone's girlfriend's, mother's, sister's, or significant other's.
George: dude, i think he just made a clitteratory remark about your mom!

clitterati 

Top drawer pussy: a stunnng cunt.
Dude that is some world class pussy: a charter member of the clitterati.

elite feminine world class snatch

Cliterbation 

Masturbation, but it sounds cooler.
Mandi totally made up this word too.
Mandi and Madison have a cliterbation session to attend to together.

Kyle: Do you masturbate?
Ashly: No I cliterbate
Kyle: same thing
Cliterbation by mexiburritobeast September 26, 2010