cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

cobblers by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

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we love you cobblers we do! OH COBBLERS WE LOVE YOU!

cobblers by Jamie January 8, 2004

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Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

cobblers by mikewhite February 8, 2019

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load of cobblers

cobblers by anonymous July 27, 2022

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Cobblers law

A person in a profession is not likely to practice the profession well in there day to day life.

"The Cobblers kids have no shoes."
Everyone knows you don't buy a car from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

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The lack of ability for a person in a profession to practice that profession in their daily life.

"The cobblers children have no shoes"
It's well known that you don't buy cars from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

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Very pert Ladies nipples caused when aroused or on a cold day.Can usually be seen best when it is not snurding season.

"Look at the rivets on that! There like blind cobblers thumbs!"

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