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California Catjob

Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis
“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”

“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”
California Catjob by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022
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The act of pulling down a females pants, discovering her Extremely hairy vagina but don't mind it and start licking away.
John: so how was ur night with that bitch?

Bob: she looked madd good, but that bitch had a hairy pussy.

John: EWW WTF DID YOU LEAVE?

Bob: actually, I didn't mind it, and I gave her a catjob.

John: ur fucking sick dude.
Catjob by mr. escobar January 18, 2009
When you cuss, and you either cuss in your mind(internally)or out loud(externally)when you want to approach a girl but can't do it!
Mike: Man, I have to go talk to that girl over there.
Jason: Do it, man.
Mike: Errrrr. I can't. Damn!
Jason: Catjob!!!!!
Catjob by Maikyboy4leesy March 30, 2009
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026