A Stoecker is an extremely sexy, intelligent species of man. They can be characterized by their model-esque looks, and have been permanantly banned from all Sexiest Man Alive contests. They are often seen traveling in pack's, usually consisting of one alpha male, and followed by a large number of Kim Kardashian-esque females, usually around the age of 20. They are also known for their love of exotic cars, great food, and most of all, fine women.
Dude, that guys got so manygirls with him, he must be a Stoecker
A steckley is the most crazy fun outrageous experience of a dude you will ever encounter in life. If you meet a steckley hold on for the ride of your life. He’s like no other and you will never be the same after meeting him. A farm boy that has broken all boundaries and lives like danger is non existent and makes you feel like everything will always be ok as long as your with him.
Things are so bland without steckley around.
Bro you should have seen what steckley just did it was awesome.
A person who wants to do good but does not quite make it. They arrange gatherings in town and tell people that there are going to be loads of people there with lots to do. Once you arrive you see him by himself usually in or heading towads Sainsbury's.
You say "You Stockley" or "You really Stoklied this haven't you!"
to screw a buddy over something inconsequential or of little value; to fuck over a buddy, to sue a former friend; a so-called friend who lies in court to profit over a business deal
"Man that guy sued you for $600 over a $25 part? He really stoeckeled you!"
"You should stoeckel that guy who hit you during the race."