noncert

A concert or other live performance where the performer is not actually performing (lip synching) or is only hologram.

Breht: When I was in Japan, I went to the Hatsune Miku Live concert. You know where the performer is actually a hologram.
Griffin: You mean you saw in her noncert. If the performer is not real it is not a concert.

Tabitha: I saw the Britney Spears Concert and she was lip synching. What a noncert.

noncert by NewWordShow.com January 17, 2011

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Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019

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Noncents

1. Bitcoin (.00000001) A self-effacing homonym formed that means "non cents" or a contraction of "nonce cents" -- and sounds like "nonsense"!

This round we had 6M shares in, and I'll I got for my effort was .12345678 Noncents!

Noncents by LittleDuke September 3, 2012

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noncery

1. Noncery is a term used for pedophillia. It is the process, or act of noncing. Also see nonce.

2. Noncery is also a non-swearing version of wankerism, or twatting. They are words used to describe someone who takes part in being a wanker or a twat. Also see wanker and twat.

That guy is obsessed with utter noncery.

noncery by Julio Von Janitor January 31, 2007