PUMF 

Pumf is someone who is a rather boring person,has no conversation and always talks about the same things over and over again to as many people as possible.

Hello Pumf you are so dull and boring.

PUMF by Ste Wanless June 2, 2018

Pumf 

Bang, have sex, fuck

Pumf pumf kimochi, what's this sticky stuff on me?

Pumf by Opxooxd October 20, 2019

Pumf 

Large breasted grunting male.

Pumf by H@rdC@ore March 11, 2003

Pumf 

Something so vile that it defies common physics.

Oh, gross! - I didn't know the pumf was a plumber!

Pumf by ripper March 11, 2003

pumfahas 

Pull Up My Face And Have A Seat

Hey honey do you want to PUMFAHAS?

pumfahas by JNW September 15, 2007

Pumfy

puffy and comfy put together.

I need a pumfy comforter ASAP.

Pumfy by Jane Doe Twin March 26, 2026

Hans Pumfner 

To have a Thomas the tank or tango in the night

He was bored so he decided to have a hans pumfner

Hans Pumfner by Hans P February 23, 2024