Lop•e•ni•tis |Lowpəˈnītis|
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."
• Common cures for " Lopenitis " are as follow: a slap to the face, a verbal beat down, or a MOB Mollywhop until that Marine Recovers.
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contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.
contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.
After being unable to answer when a cute senior addressed the freshman in the hall, she realized she was suffering from chronic loseritis.
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