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Weed Whacker

A person, usually but not always a woman, who dates or otherwise becomes romantically or sexually involved with a man for the sake of obtaining free weed.
My friend isn't a gold digger--she's a weed whacker!! She's seeing this guy because she can get all the weed she wants!
Weed Whacker by Stop the pendulum January 12, 2006

Weed Whacker

When you continually smack a woman in the face with your dick in a circular motion like a weed whacker. This move is performed after you get done fucking.
"I gave that horny bitch a Weed Whacker on turbo after we got done fucking."
Weed Whacker by Big J December 16, 2004

Weed Whacker

A term used to describe a rice bucket Honda or other riced out import.

May be easily identified by an exhaust sounding like a gas powered weed eater or chainsaw.
Damn, that riced out Honda sounds like a weed wahcker!

Man, check out that weed whacker!
Weed Whacker by Pimp Masta J December 18, 2004

Weed Whacker

Someone who stops you from smoking chronic. It can be a very hard time for your bad self, so dont cut your wiener off.
"Hey dude, lets go smoke some weed"
"No dude, Come inside and play some video games"
"Whatever dick face...your just being a weed whacker"
Weed Whacker by Lenord January 2, 2008

Weed Whacker

People that whack off to their own pictures...
Ex. Dan loves himself so much, he pulled a Weed Whacker to his own Christmas photos.
Weed Whacker by BJ1500 October 5, 2009

Weed Whacker

I don't like smoking with Henri. I got him stoned and he began to furiously masturbate. What a weed whacker.
Weed Whacker by PsychedelicTaco October 3, 2015