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Cross-Bitchination 

When two people of a high caliber of bitchiness compete in a fierce battle to prove who is the ultimate bitch.
Holly and her roommate got into a major clash of cross-bitchination last night. They threw a chair.
Cross-Bitchination by Paddy4530 October 7, 2013

bitchuational awareness 

The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.

Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.
I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated

bitchuation 

1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.
so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.
bitchuation by Yueng July 18, 2004

bitchuation 

A situation in which the girl you're involved with turns out to be a bitch.
Clint: "So are you and Lauren still together?"

Bo: "Naw, I got the hell out of that bitchuation."
bitchuation by Bo Brasher June 11, 2007

Bitchuation 

The word bitchuation (a smoothly-put-together combination of "bitch" and "situation"), is usually used in a moment of inquiry. That is, when one man asks another what the status is on females that will be in attendance at a given event.
Harlan: Yo man what's our bitchuation for this evening?

John: Gotta couple'a dimes comin' along to the Mil to party!

Harlan: Hell yeah, that's what's up.
Bitchuation by harlangroll March 25, 2011

Bitchuation 

Bitchuation- (bitch-u-A-shun) A male who appears to pms like a bitchy female and bitches and is dramatic. Also if u find yourself saying he is a real female or a vajay you could call that person "the Bitchuation"
" When he did not get his way today he caused a real bitchuation "

" Watch out here comes "The Bitchuation"
Bitchuation by Anita Nubaws February 16, 2010