Assmosis 

the process of absorbing heat from a seat left by the person previously sitting in the seat

John: Hey, this seat is warm.
Franny: Lucky, you get assmosis.

Assmosis by Julie Parker December 23, 2013

assmosis 

When your head is so far up another person's ass you can't think, hear or see for yourself and must connect telepathically with the person whom has let you stick your in there ass for these sensory inputs.

As the tail of the human centipede, Kendar was forced to rely on assmosis to know what was happening in the word around him.

assmosis by hot biscuits January 2, 2015

Assmosis 

The chemical process through which alcohol is absorbed directly into the blood stream through the rectal walls, as a result of anal alcohol consumption.

Cory passed out last night. I guess the assmosis really caught up with him.

Assmosis by Dub Dub Lifer November 26, 2010

Assmosis 

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

Assmosis by Zak May 3, 2003

Assmosis 

The passive transmission of misinformation by speaking out of one's ass.

Sitting next to like-minded people reassuring themselves of their rightness of their positions, the only info being passed around is thru assmosis.

Assmosis by JazzMeaner October 9, 2016

Assmosis 

A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.

It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.

Assmosis by co09 April 19, 2006

assmosis 

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

the guy sitting next to you suffers from assmosis

assmosis by Dawna April 15, 2006