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up the jock

the act of being all up the jock
up the jock by e March 21, 2005

all up on my jock 

The act of trying to flirt with someone extensively, what one who is tyring to flirt does to the one who is being flirted with.
"That chick we met last night was all up on my jock, yo." (That girl we met last night was shamelessly flirting with me.)
all up on my jock by Kelly McMuffin September 29, 2004

up on his jock

When a girl is all over a guy, it can be referred to as " That girl is all up on his jock" Jock meaning "dick"
Jaden: Oh my god logan is so sexy like omfg I was wanna hop on him and fuck

Logan: Bitch I got a girlfriend

Shana: Yea why are you all up on his jock
up on his jock by TrojanOG November 26, 2013
The process of putting on tactical vests and helmets
Tell your men to "jockup" in five minutes
jockup by justajundy November 23, 2010

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026