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n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.
Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.

Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.
putter by DanEvans April 5, 2010
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A putter is what your dick is when it's only half erect (as in, "not the full wood")
I tried to fuck her but couldn't cos I only had a putter...
putter by funkylovebunny69 November 8, 2010
A nickname you give chubby red haired kids when you're too drunk to think of anything better.
"Whoa Putter! Stop swinging at me like that!"
Putter by Jenksy Cat February 5, 2005
(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"
"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door"

-Adam

"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"

-Eve
putter by Yelle-na April 26, 2009
Name of a guy with an asian background.Is introverted and reserved, pretty chill and isnt bothered easily.
When you get to know a Putter you'll see a totally different side of him you never imagined.Known as the quiet kid in school.Completely different person online and irl.Get teased cuz of his name
A very caring and loving person (when he wants to).AMAZING FRIEND.
Can be hella savage.A very good-looking human being.
ALWAYS KEEP A PUTTER NEXT TO YOU !!
Person 1:That guy there...yh that's my Putter
person 2:damnn he fineeee
Putter by ovbndsvsdk123à!é' July 15, 2022
red hair step child with an obesicity problem who although he likes you, will not hesitate to blast you in the face.
"Jesus putter calm down dont blast me, WERE FRIENDS"

"MMMMMMM PUTTER HUNGRY"
putter by NAAACKK February 8, 2005
foolish (to shove sand up a hogs a with a timithy stock)
why is bob allways puttering around
putter by lilpete May 19, 2007