Worst possible person to ever live. Shitty personality. Talks shit about parents and siblings. Uses people for their smartness. Only be friends with people that she know she can beat in tests. Head shaped like a literal watermelon.

person 1: hey, you friends with her?

person 2: no. she's such a fwen.

person 1: oh...

fwen by chessboardlooking February 27, 2023

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Fwenty

1. The colloquial term for the integer 35. The word is derived from 'twenty' and 'fifty' averaged together.

2. An interjection used to describe one's appalled reaction to the behaviour of another person.

3. Also commonly used to react to an unrelated comment made by a peer. The inherent unrelatedness of 'fwenty' to the conversation (lest it be about mathematics or integers) usually is an insult to the peer that has made the unrelated comment.

4. A spanish false cognate is 'fuente' meaning source, or river.
Fue en ti, meaning 'I went in you' is also a humorous false cognate.

1. "Happy fwenty'th birthday! You're halfway to 70."

2. "I'm so angry, I'm literally going to kill him"
"Fwenty!?"

3. "Does anyone else want to make a comment about the detereorating nature of American society?"
"I think that we should track down those terrorists once and for all."
"I agree. Thirty plus five also equals fwenty."

4. Busquemos para el fuente del Amazon.

Fwenty by mistel March 12, 2009

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best fwends

What 12 year old Asian girls call their friends on Twitter.

AZNSaILoRmOoN12: I wuv mai best fwends. #retweet

best fwends by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

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