maroney 

1. Existing in a state of high paranoia
2. One who seriously believes in conspiracy theories

1. Pat won't come out of his house anymore because he is so maroney about life.
2. I was talking to this maroney on the bus the other day, and he kept trying to make me believe that the CIA shot JFK.

maroney by Maroneyisms November 2, 2010

McKayla Maroney 

won Gold Medal in the 2012 Summer Olympics in the Team All-Around with the USA Gymnastics team. One of the hottest girls to ever be in the Olympics. Could possibly give Shawn Johnson a run for her money.

Guy #1: Who is that hottie in Gymnastics on Team USA in the Olympics?

Guy #2: Oh, that's McKayla Maroney.

Guy #1: She's hot man, she could give Shawn Johnson a run for her money!

Guy #2: That she could!

McKayla Maroney by redbaronATL August 5, 2012

Jenna Maroney

OJ Simpson’s ex girlfriend; Star of Rural Juror; Accomplished Singer.

Jenna Maroney: OJ where are you?

OJ: Wait you’re alive? Then who did I kill?

Jenna Maroney by GavintheMuffinMan April 14, 2020

Marone

Italian pronunciation (southern dialect/Neapolitan) of the word "Madonna", literally referring to the Virgin Mary (the mother of Christ). Equivalent would be "Holy Smokes".. A phrase to represent surprise, amazement, or down right shock. Could be used in many contexts.

"oh Marone a mi, who let one go?"
"Marone, this guy complains more than Woody Allen..."
"Marone, you yap worse than 6 barbers."

In the Sopranos episode when Paulie visited Tony in the hospital while in a comma. Paulie in shock proclaims "uff Marone, he looks terrible!"

Marone by Dizzle77 January 12, 2009

Maloney Joke 

A joke far worse than a Bova Joke

What kind of pants does Mario wear?
Denim Denim Denim... Denim Denim Denim
What a Maloney Joke

Maloney Joke by Bova Jokes February 26, 2019

marone a mi 

refers to Madonna, in Italian, but when used as an expression it means "holy crow, or no frickin' way" or "for crying out loud, for heaven's sake..."

That cab driver crashed his car 5 times in a month, and now now he's a limo driver, marone a mi!

Marone a mi, she's having another baby? She already has 4 she can't take care of!

She's trying to diet, and yet she's eating cupcakes, marone a me

ridiculous nutty outrageous

marone a mi by TheBigDogMan February 14, 2012

Ms. Maloney 

The spawn of Satan, whom normally resides in the firey pit of hell known as room 305. Not only is she the spawn of Satan, but she is also a blood-relative to Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jong Il. Her favorite past times include: torturing virgins, raping infants, and preaching her methods to adolescents. When usually confronted, she screeches "TYPE TYPE" and ear-drums are known to bleed. She is a horrible person, who loves to lick the tears of anguish from her student's faces.

Wow, she is SUCH a ms. maloney!

Ms. Maloney by ilovemathexceptnot February 5, 2010