exacticate

The act of being exact; to be specific, possibly to the point of painfulality.

A: About how far is the M4/A1's range, as a sniper rifle?
B: Over 300 yards at least.
A: Hmm.
B: 393 yards effectively.
B: I'd say round to 400.
A: All right, thanks.
B: The silencer would add maybe another 40 yards.
A: I wasn't going to exacticate, though.

by Blast September 18, 2006

elasticate

To tie an elastic around an object; person; or thing

Brodie asked Jason to elasticate a note to the disks

by BrodieGirl August 6, 2008

exactimate

exactimate: a combination of estimate and exact.
(a) referring to the fallacy of 'Truth' as obtainable through scientific practices.
(b) a synonym of BS
(c) efforts made to convince others of a claim of which you yourself are unconvinced.
(d) a tactic that is often used when writing papers in the social sciences and natural sciences . . .sometimes with the aide of statistics.

The student had absolutely no idea what her data meant regarding the theory of Social Capital. However, passing her dissertation demanded that she convince others that her data did indeed say "something". Since Social Capital theory seemed like a safe bet, she decided she would exactimate and hope not to be caught. She figured that statistics might help create a veil over her exactimation, and she was correct.

by Cog(nitive)Diss(idence)onance February 10, 2009

exactically

Another form of exactly, common to college age girls.

Yes! That is exactically what I mean!

by icesk8ergal1123 April 19, 2011

Exactimate

Opposite of an "estimate"

The estimate was a little off - the exactimate comes to $58.25.

by Kanji_Flufenoff October 30, 2010

Exastipated

Too tired to move one's bowels.

I was exastipated when I got home from work and so went to right bed rather than to the bathroom.

by Notopos February 27, 2009

Elasticate

To stretch beyond the realms of reality

The space shuttle elasticated into the black hole

by Travpie March 4, 2008