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Clinomania

a lazy ass person that stays in bed all the time and has an obsession with their bed.
I have clinomania or i am a clinomaciac...I love to sleep. Love it. It's practically my favourite thing in the world. Unfortunately this means that I am terrible at getting up in the mornings. I have to do it every day, so you'd think I'd have mastered it by now, but no. Every day I stay in bed till the last possible second, and then have to run around like a maniac to make it to work on time. If I just got up ten minutes earlier, my life would be a lot easier, but I just can't bring myself to sacrifice those last few minutes.
Clinomania by Dr. Denny September 21, 2010
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Clinomania

Clinomania is the "wanting to stay in bed all day".
(John)What are you doing man?

(Jake) Nothing,just dealing with my clinomania.
Clinomania by Love Keeper April 20, 2016

Clinomania

Medically noticed condition hasn’t been researched upon enough yet but it is the chronic inability to leave bed due to things like pain disorders, depression, or fatigue disorders those who feel tired procrastinate those who are truly unable feel anxious overwhelmed and debilitated by the action Or thought of getting out of bed. Not something for people to call other people lazy for
“Juls has been in bed all morning and doesn’t get up when he’s posed too on other days” “yeah I was reading something online about clinomania/Dysania I think he needs sum help”
Clinomania by Julsss March 3, 2021

Clinomania

My son won’t get out of bed and it’s past noon.”

“He must have clinomania.”
Clinomania by Aekchief March 4, 2024

cleomania 

mania about earning fame at any cost.
The starlet is gripped by cleomania. She wants to be popular overnight.
cleomania by uttam maharjan May 13, 2012

Cliptomaniac 

A disc golf term that describes a person who regularly gains extra distance when driving, by clipping the branches of one or more trees with the disc in flight.
Another bloody ricochet, you're a cliptomaniac!
Cliptomaniac by Disc Chucka March 19, 2019

clitomania

nom, l'obsession des connaissances du plaisir féminin et de ses origines visant à le demystifier par l'introspection du clitoris
Le phénomène de la clitomanie et/ou clitomania se traduit par un goût accru pour la connaissance du plaisir féminin et son développement et que l'on peut retrouver dans l'exposition de l'artiste new-yorkaise qui dejà 100 lois naturelles et verités sur le clitoris défiant les préjugés
clitomania by Clitimaniac July 17, 2015