Swartz 

An awesome party animal, loves drugs, 10 inches of dick hard.

Jamie: Awww that guy last night was so Swartz he pummelled me with his 10 iron.

Swartz by Jarmeel Jones May 14, 2009

swartz 

A man whose drug use exceeds his common sense and capability to make wise and comprehendable desicions. A man who is frequently late to certain importnant band practices and such.

damn that swartz does a crack load of acid.

swartz by ccc May 13, 2005

Swartz 

A Germany slang that means homo.

There are so many Swartz in Germany, all what they do is suck cock.

Swartz by Adrew Rollins May 12, 2006

Swartz 

1) |swôrtz| Someone who demonstrates decidedly homosexual proclivities, having been masquerading as a heterosexual for many years.

2) The act of a male ejaculating his semen onto another mans face while at the same time, emptying his fecal matter onto his one free hand and attempting to eat it all before ejaculation is complete.

1) Ian, "Check out the hot girl with Chris!"

Kerr, "No good to him, i hear he's a Swartz."

2) I heard those two gay guys Swartzed last night.

Would you mind if after dinner if we Swartz?

Swartz by Mike Shamshaw September 8, 2010

swartz 

dumb guy, really small pennis, has a butt chin

No one likes the swartz

swartz by dherhrrth March 31, 2015

Swartz 

The act of destroying ones patrol car.

I was on patrol during a hurricane and swartzed my patrol car.

Swartz by lxstrikerxl November 13, 2017

Swartz Creek Academy

An alternative school in Swartz creek Michigan where every single person there vapes all day long in school and teachers don’t make you do anything.

I go to Swartz Creek Academy I’m not graduating.

Swartz Creek Academy by Mr Nolen November 19, 2019