cheeselog 

More commenly known as a woodlouse. If you are unsure of what a woodlouse is then they are the little grey bugs with loads of legs that roll up into a ball when you flick them.
Also partial to damp.

There is a cheeselog family living in my bathroom.

cheeselog by Chrissybabes23 May 26, 2005

cheeselog 

The most Heavenly food known to man. Pretty much a chocolate log, but made with cheese!

Duuude, that cheeselog rocked

cheeselog by Dirtster January 25, 2004

Cheesebag

A term used to describe a member of Pest Control Humor Depot (PCHD), a Facebook group of pest control professionals.
The term came about when a member wanted to come up with a word that would be an identifier in the wild.
Derived from the meme "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags," which is a product sold to store blocks of cheese that is purported to extend their freshness.

"Make sure you Cheesebags follow the label directions!"
"The weather is crap. Stay safe out there, Cheesebags!"

Cheesebag by PCHD Overlord March 7, 2023

Cheesebob Squarepants 

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.

Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!

Cheesebob Squarepants by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007

Cheeseboard 

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.

This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.

“Right mate it’s 2am neither of us have pulled yet, let’s go cheeseboarding”

Cheeseboard by -Cutters- December 30, 2017

Cheeselagtites 

Similar to stalagtites, cheeselagtites are the globs of cheese that hang from the underside of an opened pizza box.

Dude, that pizza man crushed our pie and now we have cheeselagtites hanging off the cardboard...

Cheeselagtites by wallytour January 28, 2008

Cheesenog 

A mix of Mayo, Milk, And cheese. Its a nasty smelling and gag worthy drink.

That Cheesenog is the worst thing i have ever had!

Cheesenog by Jub Borchevscy August 30, 2014