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Cheesebob Squarepants 

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.
Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!

cheesemoo 

Thong underwear. Called such because it resembles a cheese cutter, and the moo refers to the body part it is covering.
Our gym teacher bent over so low we could see her cheesemoo.
cheesemoo by meowlnir June 30, 2016

cheesel darger 

The Cheesel Darger, contrary to popular belief, is the proper spelling to the staple in American culture, the Cheese Burger.
(Clearly inferior) Dude #1: Hey man, want a cheese burger?

(Shining pilar of the community) Dude #2: You mean a Cheesel Darger, my man?

Dude #1: Oh right, sorry, my dude.
cheesel darger by Cheesel daRGer November 15, 2016

cheeselog 

More commenly known as a woodlouse. If you are unsure of what a woodlouse is then they are the little grey bugs with loads of legs that roll up into a ball when you flick them.
Also partial to damp.
There is a cheeselog family living in my bathroom.
cheeselog by Chrissybabes23 May 26, 2005

dick cheesellor 

(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)
Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.

Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!

Cheesenog 

A mix of Mayo, Milk, And cheese. Its a nasty smelling and gag worthy drink.
That Cheesenog is the worst thing i have ever had!
Cheesenog by Jub Borchevscy August 30, 2014